Sunday, August 07, 2005

Its been 6 days since the last time i posted something in here.. and yet.. tons of stuff had happenned..started with i broke my phone...Damn it!!! it is a clamshell phone.. and somehow it was broken..i tried to remembered it..and i think because i put it beside of me on my bed and i didnt close it..when i went to sleep...maybe i hit it.. maybe it was downtrodden..,well the point is..... never put your phone near you when you want to go to sleep!!, trust me on this one.....
Another news is... 6 days from now, i'll be back to indonesia...yesss..., i decided to go back this summer.. actually, i never planned to go back..but somehow, i miss my parents, my brother and sister back home.., it's been almost a year since the last time i saw them...
Well... i think that reason is enough for me.... already got the ticket...not yet packed my stuff.....
My girlfriend going to pick me up at the airport in jakarta...considered she went back to jakarta i month earlier... spent 2 days with her(i dont know where she's going to take me to..) and then fly to surabaya...yes...finally.... MALANG.... here i come......
My roomate just got back from the airport..his girlfriend are going abroad to finished her study.., and she's going for 1 year..., i could imagine how it feel.., not seeing someone that you're completely fall into for a long time...long distance relationship or which they called it.... but he's always being so skeptical.. dude...dont worry..everything its gonna be airee.., put put your trust in her..God will do the rest....

posted by akbar @ 2:56 PM

Monday, August 01, 2005

Ok, its time to really post something in here....
Few months ago, my mom called me.. she said there was a bad news..., one of my cousins accidentaly made his girlfriend pregnant...and there will be a wedding as soon as possible.., to be honest.. it shocked me.. i mean, he wasnt even finished his college.. and she was still a freshman in the university...they werent prepared mentally and financially.!!, and when the wedding was set up.. she lost her baby because misscarriage or something.., but they kept married and they started a new life, i felt happy for them..
And a few weeks ago.. my mom called me an she said there was a bad news again... one of my cousins got pregnant.....(this time my cousin in a girl)?? i stunned.. and cant said anything..., again....?? but??how??when?? all of those question came acrossed in my mind.. but still.. i was stunned in my phone...., this time was a lot worse...., her boyfriend has drop out from college..., and my cousin hasnt finished her college yet...., ok... its hard.. but i can cope with that.....
And a few days ago.. one of my friend, asked me to go to the drugstore to buy a pregnancy test.., cause she hasnt got her period yet for at least 2 weeks..., i went with her to buy this pregnancy thing where you just put a few drops of your pee in it.. and it will shows you whether is positive or negative..she took the test... and it showed positive......, she cried..
and thats it......
i cant stand it anymore.....i really cant...... i was really mad..... why did this kind of things kept happening?????? is this the way how normal relationship goes right now??? you got pregnant and then you get married???
Are they really stupid enough to use condoms??? or take pills?? and if you dont want to face this kind of stuff.. then dont do sex.... it was just that simple...... sex has a risk.... its pregnancy., one word but it can ruin your whole life....
Ok...ok.. you can say..i can get an abortion, but if you think about it... it was just the same with killing your own baby for godsake....!!! i can guarantee you'll be facing the guilt for the rest of your life...
I had a chat also with bam last night, he said that his girlfriend uses pills to avoid pragnancy considered that they put the word "sex" in their relationship.. and he said that he always had the pregnancy test stuff, to test if something didnt exactly worked as a plan.., and if its positive.. he said they agreed that they will get an abortion because they werent prepared financially, mentally and they're still young to face it.....
Its that really enough reasons to killed your baby???!! If they hasnt ready yet to face it... why did they put the word "sex" in their relationship???
Well.. i dont know what to say right know....i just had to put this stuff out of my head...., i'll see you guys in a while........

posted by akbar @ 3:33 AM

Sunday, July 31, 2005

Ok.. i took this article from an email that was sent to me...i thought it was funny.. and i posted it...

Kalo' Cowok......

Kalo cowok ganteng pendiam
cewek-cewek bilang: woow, cool banget...
kalo cowok jelek pendiam
cewek-cewek bilang: ih kuper...

kalo cowok ganteng jomblo
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti dia perfeksionis...
kalo cowok jelek jomblo
cewek-cewek bilang: sudah jelas...kagak laku...

kalo cowok ganteng berbuat jahat
cewek-cewek bilang: nobody's perfect
kalo cowok jelek berbuat jahat
cewek-cewek bilang: pantes...tampangnya kriminal

kalo cowok ganteng nolongin cewe yang diganggu preman
cewek-cewek bilang: wuih jantan...kayak di filem-filem
kalo cowok jelek nolongin cewe yang diganggu preman
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti premannya temennya dia...

kalo cowok ganteng dapet cewek cantik
cewek-cewek bilang: klop...serasi banget...
kalo cowok jelek dapet cewek cantik
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti main dukun...

kalo cowok ganteng diputusin cewek
cewek-cewek bilang: jangan sedih, khan masih ada aku...
kalo cowok jelek diputusin cewek
cewek-cewek bilang:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya meliuk-liuk dari atas ke
bawah, liat dulu dong bentuknya)...

kalo cowok ganteng ngaku indo
cewek-cewek bilang: emang mirip-mirip bule sih...
kalo cowok jelek ngaku indo
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti ibunya Jawa bapaknya robot...

kalo cowok ganteng penyayang binatang
cewek-cewek bilang: perasaannya halus...penuh cinta kasih
kalo cowok jelek penyayang binatang
cewek-cewek bilang: sesama keluarga emang harus menyayangi...

kalo cowok ganteng bawa BMW
cewek-cewek bilang: matching...keren luar dalem
kalo cowok jelek bawa BMW
cewek-cewek bilang: mas majikannya mana?...

kalo cowok ganteng males difoto
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti takut fotonya kesebar-sebar
kalo cowok jelek males difoto
cewek-cewek bilang: nggak tega ngeliat hasil cetakannya ya?...

kalo cowok ganteng naek motor gede
cewek-cewek bilang: wah kayak lorenzo lamas...bikin lemas...
kalo cowok jelek naek motor gede
cewek-cewek bilang: awas!! mandragade lewat...

kalo cowok ganteng nuangin air ke gelas cewek
cewek-cewek bilang: ini baru cowok gentlemen
kalo cowok jelek nuangin air ke gelas cewek
cewek-cewek bilang: naluri pembantu, emang gitu...

kalo cowok ganteng bersedih hati
cewek-cewek bilang: let me be your shoulder to cry on
kalo cowok jelek bersedih hati
cewek-cewek bilang: cengeng amat!!...laki-laki bukan sih?

Kalo cowok ganteng baca e-mail ini
langsung ngaca sambil senyum-senyum kecil, lalu
berkata "life is beautifull"

kalo cowok jelek baca e-mail ini,
Frustasi, ngambil tali jemuran, trus triak
sekeras-kerasnya
"HIDUP INI KEJAAAAMMM....!!!"

posted by akbar @ 12:54 AM

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

The Similarities of a Women and a Computer Software's
article taken from another website...
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).
Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0 and it's a memory hogger, has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anything.

Although he didn't ask for them, Wife1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw.

Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4.0.

A "Don't remind me again" button
Minimize button
Shutdown feature - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects)
I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with Girlfriend 1.0 still installed, they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory.
Another thing that sucks -- in all versions of Girlfriend that I've used is that it is totally "object oriented" and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts.

***** BUG WARNING ********
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.

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[Editor's Note: I got this from a different source, but since it's related I've appended it here.]
Dear Technical Support:

I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I've tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode and the sound is turned off. But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the sound off. I just run them separately, and it works okay.

Girlfriend also seems to have a problem co-existing with my Golf program, often trying to abort Golf with some sort of timing incompatibility. I probably should have stayed with GirlFriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance from GirlFriend 2.0. After months of conflicts and other problems, I consulted a friend who has had experience with GirlFriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run GirlFriend 2.0, and eventually it would require a Token Ring to run properly. He was right -- as soon as I purged my cache, it uninstalled itself.

Shortly after that, I installed GirlFriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it gave me a virus anyway. I had to clean out my whole system and shut down for a while.

I very cautiously upgraded to GirlFriend 4.0. This time I used a SCSI probe first and also installed a virus protection program. It worked okay for a while until I discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 was still in my system. I tried running GirlFriend 1.0 again with GirlFriend 4.0 still installed, but GirlFriend 4.0 has a feature I didn't know about that automatically senses the presence of any other version of GirlFriend and communicates with it in some way, which results in the immediate removal of both versions.

The version I have now works pretty well, but there are still some problems. Like all versions of GirlFriend, it is written in some obscure language I can't understand, much less reprogram. Frankly I think there is too much attention paid to the look and feel rather than the desired functionality. Also, to get the best connections with your hardware, you usually have to use gold-plated contacts.

And I've never liked how GirlFriend is totally "object-oriented." A year ago, a friend of mine upgraded his version of GirlFriend to GirlFriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of GirlFriend. He discovered that GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. So he did, but soon after that, he had to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a huge resource hog. It has taken up all his space, so he can't load anything else. One of the primary reasons he decided to go withWife 1.0 was because it came bundled with FreeSexPlus. Well, it turns out the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSexPlus, particularly the new Plug-Ins he wanted to try. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherInLaw which has an automatic pop-up feature he can't turn off.

I told him to try installing Mistress 1.0, but he said he heard if you try to run it without first uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.0 won't install anyway because of insufficient resources.

posted by akbar @ 11:45 AM

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

http://akbar.sytes.net/akbar, let me know how you think about it...., just for development website, the main focuss about this website is not about the contents, but its more like experimental stuff.. that i made while im doing nothin....cheers.., btw... thanks to benny for providing me space....

posted by akbar @ 3:29 PM

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Just want to say that... Gmail + Mozilla Thunderbird = ROCK'S!!! , for invitation to gmail.. leave an email adresses in the commenting box....cheers..

posted by akbar @ 1:43 PM

Monday, April 04, 2005

MY Brain SQL Manager

Record num: 1
Database: Otak_akbar
Table used: Ngantuk, sleepy, maless
function: SELECT ngantuk,count(*) as count FROM Otak_akbar WHERE jam=10:54 AND kopi=habis GROUP BY ngantuk ORDER BY count DESC
time: elapse

posted by akbar @ 11:01 AM

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Selamat bergabung kembali bapak2, ibu2 dan sodara2 sekalian dalam tulisan saya ini. Pada saat yang berbahagia ini saya ingin mambahas seputar internship saya yang sekiranya sudah berjalan sekitar hampir 1 bulan lebih di perusahaan kecil yang tempatnya berada di tempat buang anak..(baca: jauh), yaitu sekitar amstelveenweg yang kalo dipikir arahnya berlawanan sekali dengan tempat tinggal saya di diemen..., yak betul sekali.., jadi sekiranya setiap pagi saya itu harus menempuh perjalanan sekitar 1 jam...ini rincian waktu 1 jam itu:
a. berjalan menuju ke station kereta -6 menit-
b. nunggu kereta sembari menggoda2 orang2 yang menunggu kereta.. -10 menit-
c. lari2 gara2 dimarahi dan dikejar2 sama orang2 yang saya goda2... -15 menit-
d. perjalanan dengan kereta dan sembunyi dari kondektur( tidak membeli karcis ) -15 menit-
e. dilanjutkan dengan perjalanan naek tram ke tempat kerjaan -30 menit- ( agak lama disebabkan kebanyakan saya tertidur di tram dan melewati tempat tujuan saya.. sehingga harus jalan balik )

Sekarang saya lanjutkan dengan suasana di tempat kerjaan, teman2 saya di tempat kerja kebanyakan masi muda semua..., dan belum ada yang berkeluarga...mungkin karena masih muda semua kadang2 sewaktu kerja di selingi oleh kejadian2 yang kurang lebih tidak layak untuk di dilakukan sewaktu jam kerja.. seperti....bos saya yang sepertinya punya kecanduan terhadap cimeng...setiap break jam kerja dia selalu menyempatkan dirinya untuk jalan2 diluar kantor (biar winter ato summer) sesambil merokok cimenk yang sudah dia sempetin untuk ngelinting di kantor tersebut.(ini hampir setiap hari).kacau bukan??
Kemudian ada lagi kolega saya...yang sewaktu kita lagi kerja...kadang2 menyodorkan bir untuk diminum bersama2..., ya jelas saya terima dong..gimana.... kacau lagi bukan??
Ada lagi kolega saya yang dari buka sampe tutup kantor selalu menyalakan music lounge( chill out ) di kantor dengan lumayan keras..sehingga suasana kantor lebih cocok dibilang kafe drpd kantor..?

Dan penutup dari tulisan hari ini masih berkaitan dengan kabar tentang saya, beberapa hari ini banyak yg bilang "kamu kok kelihatan lagi gembira banget??" kenapa gembira?? saya pun tidak tahu..., mungkin karena hari ini adalah hari saya?? bahkan pacar saya pun sempet marah ketika melihat perilaku saya...yang malah kelihatan gembira disaat dia lagi sakit...??
Sekian tulisan saya ini..harap maklum, apabila ada kata2 yang kurang enak.. atau sekiranya ada kata2 yang kurang berkenan di hati2 anda.. saya ucapkan maaf.

posted by akbar @ 2:38 PM